February 2012
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Dear Grace Helbig,
I love you very much. I’m going through a very hard time right now and you’re actually succeeding in making me laugh when all I want to do is cry. Watching your videos never fails to make me feel better, and I’m so glad that I discovered you. Thank you so much for your existence, and please don’t ever stop :)
Love,
Joey
CALLIN BITCHES OUT LIIIIKE
i feel so awkward doing this but like i’m tired of bullshit, i’m tired of being a last resort or whatever
i’m tired of being lied to
even if you’re just trying to be my friend, be legit
this kid just asked me to hang out
like
are you serious
i’m your second option
you’re high as fuck
and you’re a sleaze
ugh christ
yes because your friends got on facebook and asked my ex boyfriend about his sex life with me
that makes so much sense
and then when i try to hold a conversation with you you give me one word responses
and now you’re trying to talk to me
i hate shady people
radiobread2:
the best drunk story i have was like a year ago i was trashed and this guy offered to drive me home because i was getting sloppy and then when he pulled over outside my house i was like “thank you you’re the best person ever” and started making out with him then i basically was giving the gearshift a handjob for like 5 minutes before i realized otherwise
in other news, i’ve lost a decent amount of weight - or so it appears
all of my jeans are really really loose
and i look a bit smaller in the mirror
SO
i think this calls for gym tomorrow
since i probably ate, in totality, about 800 calories today lol WHOOPS
“oh that was my friend typing!!!!!!!!”
– the oldest excuse to get out of trouble that you caused via instant messenger ever
idk maybe i’m being a bitch or picky or something but i refuse to be a second choice again??????
idk maybe why this is why no one wants me because i call them out when i catch them in a lie?????
idk maybe i’m lonely but not desperate??????
i LOVE catching people in a lie or something like it
“i think it’s very strange that you’re talking to me again when, you were trying to talk to jayson you had no interest in talking to me but now that he’s talking to austin, you’re talking to me again… unless i’m completely reading this wrong?”
i’m not bullshitting or being bullshitted anymore.
this guy: you never say hi to me in person
me: because you either are never looking or i can't tell because people look different in person from their facebook pictures
this guy: wait what does that mean?
me: *repeats myself*
this guy: wait so am i ugly?
me: no...?
me: *thinking* but clearly you think i am because you def stopped talking to me so you could talk to jayson and now that he's talking to someone else you're talking to me again...
praystation3:
imagine if the free iphone scam things were actually real and we were all missing out on free apple products
i just thought this today when i got a spam text about winning 100-1000 dollars
“We do not believe in ourselves until someone reveals that deep inside us...”
– E.E. Cummings (via kmots)
people freak out about sneakers but idk they all look the same to me
maybe if i was hospitalized you’d give a shit
but that’s too much effort
lol i’ll just pray for an accident
i keep wanting to check your shit but i know whatever i see will break me
“ignorance is bliss”
i have to keep telling myself that
fuuuuuck
ugh when his name comes on my timeline tho
not tryna have that
mrrrrrp
annefranksgasmask:
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Thank god they’re finally doing something about it.
future roommate just replied to my email and we’re all set to move forward
finishing the application by this weekend
AHHHHH!!!!
today is good :)
Quoth the raven.
“Ya nasty.”
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feist posted “graveyards” on facebook and simply captioned it “remember.”
and i certainly did remember.
everything.
almost started crying in class.
foreveralison-:
Woaaah woah woahh, it’s time to get my act together.
I’m feelin’ it. Good things ahead. And today is the day to jump in.
I will not stop until I get everything that I want.
roommate’s alarm is going off and he has his headphones on so he can’t hear it and it’s really annoying and it just turned off but it’s gonna start going again and ugh everything is annoying
2/22/2012
haikudaily:
Joey:
Fuck wifi and my life. Today is simply dread laced with misery.
Megan:
Time crawls when you have anxiety; each day is longer than the last.
2/21/2012
haikudaily:
Joey:
The last year and a half has been based on a lie. Quest for truth begins.
Megan:
Three haikus behind, with only myself to blame. Sleep corrupts my mind.
coffee is probably the worst idea because it’s just gonna give me another anxiety attack
i feel worse than i did yesterday
saw him signing in his new boo last night
then all i dreamed about was him
vunderbar
oh fucking christ he just came in with him fuck fuck fuck fuck
feist came on in the dining hall today and i almost burst into tears
ugh i wish i could give you the memories you gave me back, too
tunnnelsnakesrule:
the hunger games
trigger warning: eating disorders
I bet Rick Astley struggles with Lent.
meatmodel:
a comedic and original chris brown rihanna joke
breadzepplin:
what if instead of having armpit hair we all had legpit hair like this
naughtyformoss:
what if moths actually WERE the size of a cat but they still acted as they do now and repeatedly crashed against every lamp in your house and broke it
why did i just laugh so hard